Caleb and Emma's Conversation about God

This was the conversation on the way home from church tonight:

Emma picked up a dry leaf that was blowing around on the ground outside of church tonight.

Emma - "Momma, can I have the leaf?"

Me - "Sure Emmie, you can have it till we get home."

Emma - "Kay"

We all got in the van and I was talking to the kids about their Sunday school/Wednesday night church activities as we drove home. The preschoolers at church have been learning about God creating everything on our planet.

Me - "Caleb, who made the leaves like Emma has?"

Caleb - "Me!"

Me - "No, Caleb who made the leaves?"

Caleb - "ME!"

Emma - "No, God made the leafs!"

Me - "That is right Emma! God did make the leaves! Caleb who made the leaves?"

Caleb - "ME!"

Emma - "No, God!"

Caleb - "NO ME!"

Emma - " You're NOT GOD!!!!"

Rick and I started laughing so hard! Leave it to a man to think he is God....and leave it to a woman to straighten him out!